She stayed over last night
Completely by surprise. She does so many cute things. **She said “kyuuu” on me yesterday** And is SO cute. Like, I walked in to work today and my boss was like, “Dude, did you get laid last night?” I guess I was all smiles xD But yeah. Ahhh…! She wants to come stay over again next weekend. Gotta figure out my schedule and make that happen. It was nice waking up...
So, it finally happened. I met someone who is exactly what I want, and more. Like I couldnt ask for someone to be more compatible with. I had to wake up this morning and look at my phone to make sure she actually existed. Met her at Animazment. And just by chance. It was great xD I was being a wingman for one of my boys. He was trying to get laid for the first time… And yeah. I talked to her...
That moment when you're playing hide and seek and... →
groovychainsaws: inspiredbreathing: groovychainsaws: corncobs: groovychainsaws: “So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a… ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?” “Well it definitely wasn’t a…. BREEZE” “Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got… NERVES OF STEEL.” “Well, I’d say you two have practically hit.. ROCK BOTTOM.” “My daughter...
ifyougiveamouse Accent Challenge-Done by van! →
ifyougiveamouse: The Accent Challenge (click on the link, to listen to it on Chirbit) I was inspired by cruelyouth to do the accent challenge. But be forewarned that: 1. It is 3am, and i’m really tired. 2. I tend to be softspoken and speak quietly…hence the name nickname mouse. 3. I am aware that I sound quite, “not black enough”, trust me my peers let me know this. 4. I am also aware that...
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
I know. I know. Its been awhile, but work and school left me with hardly anytime. But, I’m back, for awhile anyway. A lot has gone on, but on the bright side, its cool that I havent had to worry about money. Crazy fire has been good for the wallet. :D Uh, weight loss hasn’t really… progressed… I’m still barely not at 170. If I would have kept up Insanity, I...
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IS A LESBIAN. Phew. Had to get that out somewhere. Strangely turned on by this… ANYWHO, back to regularly scheduled not-tumbling because I don’t know why, life for micah.